one of my favorite jokes of all time
Because even gardening should be militarized
What the everloving fuck is wrong with people?
GODDAMN I LOVE NATURE SO MUCH I NEED TO BLAST IT WITH MY SAWED-OFF!
“ You can feel good about failure. Failure means you did something. You finished the story even if it wasn’t what you’d hoped. Failure means you’re learning. Growing. Doing. ”
YES. YES. YES. 100000000000000000000000 times YES.(via poupak)
“ Carrie does what Beatrix Kiddo and Ellen Ripley and Katniss Everdeen don’t: She does it for herself. Her vengeance, her violence, is in service to no one, no noble good. She doesn’t kill because her family and friends have been threatened. There are no friends, no fellow outcasts, to protect from the bullies. No little sister to shield from Mama’s wrath. Only her. And she is enough. Carrie kills because she was wronged. ”
Laura Bogart, "The Trouble With ‘Carrie’: Strong Female Characters and Onscreen Violence" (via mcmexican)
I dunno….I’d have done it for the pig.
I work with the most awesome group of nerds. It’s so rare to genuinely love the people you work with. I’m a lucky gal.